I'll teach you how to use a hand grenade.
First, remove and discard the pin to arm it!
Then throw it at the enemy's position.
... Is how it goes. Think you can handle it?
Yes, understood! If it's just that, I think I can do it if I try!
Hey, don't throw it at--!
Pin
Huh?
You've got it backwards! Backwards!
Hurry up and throw it!
If you don't hurry up and throw it, you'll go "boom"!
HETALIA
I've finally developed a machine to cook the perfect boiled egg!
Having focused the wisdom of the British Empire, it's a cutting-edge device for making boiled eggs!
It's been in development for several years since we came up with the idea.
As the fruits of our long years of labor,
other countries cannot imitate our technology for tasty boiled--
I've finally developed a machine that produces beautifully bubbly beer! My--
Damn you! There's no need to smack someone with beer!
No, I needed to!
The Allies are peaceful today too.
I decided to clean my shed on a whim.
But it reawakened memories from deep within.
Of good things.
Of bad things.
Hetalia, America's Storage Cleaning.
Is it...
...from back then?
The Revolutionary War
Hey, England...
I want freedom after all.
I'm not a child anymore, nor your little brother.
Now, I am seceding from you!
I won't allow--!
Your incompetence is outstanding, you twat.
F-Fire!
There's no way I can fire... Fool...
Dammit! Why! Shit!
England...
Let's go home.
You were so big then...
Oh, there you are, America!
Hey, it's amazing how much dust and trash there was.
I didn't get any cleaning done at all... Guess I should stop for today.
Sounds tough... Then shall we have some coffee here?
Yes, let's!
Looking at at those old things and remembering everything,
there's no way I could throw them out.
I'm kind of turning into an old man, huh.
You've grown up.
America's Storage Cleaning
nee nee papa wain choudai Hey hey papa, give me wine!
nee nee mama nee nee mama Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
mukashi ni tabeta boroneeze no I can't forget that taste
ano aji ga wasurerarenainda of the bolognese I ate before!
maru kaite chikyuu Draw a circle, there's Earth!
boku hetalia I'm Hetalia!
aa hitofude de Ah, a fabulous world,
mieru subarashii sekai that can be seen with a paintbrush.
nagagutsu de kanpai da Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia
What's this?
A handmade soldier?
It's so cute!
The British are coming! Hurry and hide it!
Until next time...